February 2011
MY FIRST TEXAS SNOW DAY IS TOMORROW!
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Read: The Young Folks by J.D. Salinger →
January 2011
My day consists of Ratatat and books. Hell yeah.
50 things everyone should know how to do. →
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My night was actually going pretty well until my roommate stumbled in drunk and started.vomiting. Vomit grosses me out so much. I don’t want to go back into my room.
carnivore animal, i am a cannibal
Drinking (soda) alone, listening to Ke$ha for the rest of the night. Haters gonna hate.
Just finished with rehearsal. The cast and directors are great.
(Director to me, concerning my lift with my female lead)
“You might even have to put your hands under the dress.”
(Other director in response to the shocked look on my face)
“In other words, just watch your thumbs.”
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I’m making a to-do list because otherwise I’m not going to get anything done today.
"Moe doesn't have sex dreeeeams." - Abby
wherehasthetimegone:
@andinhereyes
You’re right, they’re just really awkward camping dreams. Often without tents. Or clothes.
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I’m not sentimental—I’m as romantic as you are. The idea, you know, is that the...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via human-voices)
I don’t usually say this, but damn, I want a Valentine this year.
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When I was younger and I was sad, my parents had this way of cheering me up. It sounds a little silly now, but it never failed. Whenever I was pouting, my parents would say to me, “I see that smile! I see that smile! I see that smile!” And no matter how hard I tried to keep that sad or mad or scared look on my face, I couldn’t help but to smile because I knew that someone was...
I had a great conversation with someone today. His new years resolution was to ask people about themselves. I thought that was great.
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Why do a large amount of my sex dreams take place outside?
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Last semester I had to sit next to this really strange person in one of my classes. He never took notes, so naturally I was shocked to see his pen moving during class one day. I glanced over at the paper to see this written:
D’nutts
white people are racists
white man’s world - beware
Good job, Pablo. Or should I call you D’nutts? I think you’ve got a great career...
I want to grind on the world right now.
I just want to cuddle with someone/thing. Let’s negotiate a compromise.